Tuesday, September 30, 2008

What do you mean i can't take photos here !



As much as i love going to Revolution Fitness, i needed to find a spin club closer to home.

So my Papi signed me up at the Equinox club. It is a nice place. Not as posh as my favorite club, Sports Club L.A. but it is definately right below it a couple of notches.

Monday was my first spin class there. I went into the bathroom and snapped this photo of myself and someone immediately came in and told me no photo taking....hmmm makes me wonder if the mirrors are two way!! Yea right, like that is going to fly with me.... that is what i do!

So here is the first of many photos that will be taken at club equinox of Moi etc....

The spin class was fine. They don't have the super expensive bikes that Revolution has, but the instructor was great. Unfortunately an old boyfriend showed up and sat right next to me.... Damn Lawyers!

My next class is Wednesday at 7pm then i'm off to the liquid kitty for "girls night"

jp


Saturday, September 27, 2008

My Furby watches me while I work......



So i turned around and snapped a photo of him.....

Beelzubub..... eek!


Has this ever happened to you?



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I work on photos endlessly and often i just pick up my coffee cup without looking into it, not a good idea.
One time i took a drink and found out too late.... yuck!
Isn't he pretty, i shopped him full of color.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Power in Fries!


I try to watch what I eat, but when I'm feeling a little blue, McDonalds Fries really help.

I don't know what it is about them. They give me a tremendous feeling of power, like I can take on the world!

They are like a drug. Greasy, salty sweet yumminess.

They are not good for my figure though. I had some yesterday and today. I am now done. Treadmill time. I looked up the recipe. There is a lot of sugar and corn syrup in them. Who knew? I didn't. I don't naturally gravitate towards sweets.

I prefer salty food.

What am I going to do with all this power? I dunno.


Recipe for POWER!
2 medium size fries.

Ingredients:

2 large Idaho russet potatoes
1/4 cup sugar
2 tablespoons corn syrup
1 1/2-2 cups hot water
6 cups shortening
1/4 cup beef lard (or save the fat from previously cooked burgers)
salt

http://www.recipezaar.com/151111

Damn, the contractors won't work for free!

House not finished......

Who can afford this?


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Big Bad Spec Home, just built and sitting vacant.... Can you afford this?





I can Jade...any more questions?





Oh go to hell Warren!

Little Bears view on the Economic Crisis!


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Why should he worry, he's a free loader! Lays around and eats all day. Barks from under the bed when someone is at the door.... geez.

Wait till i get him an agent and he has to go to work at 4 a.m.! His limo will have to pick him up cause I'm not getting out of bed at that hour!

He is great in front of the camera, he wears clothes, balances stuff on his head and will stay when told to!

That's it, he's getting a gig!

JP

Monday, September 22, 2008

Off to the LOONEY Bin !




You think i am kidding? ahhhh no!

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Jade and Papi at an Art Show Saturday night!



Papi and i went to a gallery show last night. It had a political theme. I was not impressed. I'm not going to get into it, but i will say i am a moderate republican artist who creates on a "PC"

What, you don't believe me?.... i don't care!

*WINK*

Thursday night photo before a party....

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Squish Faced Pekingese!

I couldn't get Pekeaboo to look at the camera so I had to take matters into my own hands !!!


Kind of looks strange huh? Like there is just a dog head with no body.....crazy monster faced pup!

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Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Damn, my room is a mess!



Can you tell i took this myself.... I think so!

Blogger Award for over the top Art !!!! yay!!!

Thank You, you like me, you really like me !!!!


All kidding aside, I'm actually new to blogger and don't have too many friends here yet. But I do have one and he has been leaving me much appreciated comments, for awhile now. He is: http://erebus-ditd.blogspot.com/ and he has presented me with this award!


Here is the award: Arte y pico http://arteypico.blogspot.com/



Now, I am supposed to choose 5 winners for the award. I will have to do this gradually since i don't know anyone here yet! So Check back!

and if someone wants to tell me how to put in names that go to links, let me know. LOL

The Rules of the Award:

1.) Choose 5 blogs that you consider deserving of this award based on creativity, design, interesting material & overall contribution to the blogger community.

2.) Post the name of the author & a link to his or her blog so everyone can view it.

3.) Each award winner has to show the award & put the name & link to the blog that has given him or her the award

4.) The award winner & presenter should post the link of the "Arte y pico" blog so everyone will know the origin of the award.

5.) Post these rules.






AND THE WINNERS ARE ! (stay tuned)



1) http://chuckhoffman.blogspot.com/ (a dear friend)

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IMAGES OF THE HOMELESS - "Sometimes a Teddy Bear is all you need"


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I snapped this photo of a homeless woman and her teddy bear, on Hollywood Blvd., Avenue of the stars.


I will soon be showing my work at a gallery.


JADE PARIS

www.jadeparis.com

Monday, September 15, 2008

I love my shoes BUT......


I don't have enough dresses to go with them! HECK!

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Sunday, September 14, 2008

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Trashy Trash.......


Sometimes trash can be interesting..... what is that, duct tape at the bottom right?


The first of my "Trash Tales" series

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talk to me people!

Friday, September 5, 2008

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

yeah i went out...




it was dead because everyone was out of town. But at least i was with my guy and i got some photos....
j