click to see image large?Me in my sexy flannel lamb jams! Yeah like i sit around in heels and makeup all day! Get real!
Why is the news always sooooo depressing!
Why is bigger better....ahhhhh I think I know the answer !!
When I win the lottery i'm going to eat nothing but pie, cake and pizza and get lots of college degrees I will never use.....yeah?
When I turn 65, I'm only dating men in their 20's okay?..... just kidding Papi, DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ!!!
Why can't we work 4 days a week, 10 to 6pm and have a 2 hour lunch...
Why aren't fat and wrinkles sexy?
Why should you sell stocks now? I say buy! yeah?
Where did I put my keys?
Why are men so simple?
Why do they make tampons so expensive!
Why are there so many snobby people in the world? Don't they know they crap like everyone else?
I WILL ADD TO THIS LATER so check back....
7 comments:
Q: "Why do they make tampons so expensive!"
A: Because men are "simple". :)
I'm getting all kinds of private emails from men regarding the "why are men simple" question....
Feel free y'all to add to this list!
Someone said:
These are profound questions that only very wise men and women can answer. But men are simple because women are complicated. Yin/Yang.
Why are razors more expensive for women than men? Something I notice when it's on a grocery list my wife sends me out with.
I read an interesting article about friendships/relationships, and how men and women deal with them in completely different ways.
Women are more likely to stay in a friendship/relationship after one or more indiscretions. Complicated.
Men or more likely to drop someone like a wet bag of dog poo after just one indiscretion. Simple.
speaking of shaving.... i want one of those brazilian waxes!
Got my baby the laser treatment last year as a xmas gift. :) :) :) :)
I'm going to have botox and some sort of face filler in a couple of weeks or so... Weeeeee !
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